Thanks dragos-niculescu! I couldn't figure out how to pull from his fork.
Convert Google Keep notes to Emacs .org files
python KeepToOrg.py /path/to/google/Keep output/dir
Given a Takeout of your Google Keep Notes in .html format, output .org files with logical groupings based on tags. This will also format lists and try to be smart.
Go to Google Takeout to download your Keep data. Extract the data and run this script on it.
Note that the dates used to sort the notes can be out of order. After investigating, the dates in the note .html files themselves appear to be wrong. I think this is Google's fault.